Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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