I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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