the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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