I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Dick very happy bro
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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