Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
