If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
