how can u be prego again
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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