But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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