He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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