he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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