Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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