Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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