If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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