Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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