So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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