I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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