Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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