First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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