im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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