How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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