I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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