You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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