Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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