It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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