i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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