and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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