Pappa wants mamma naked
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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