How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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