On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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