i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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