I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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