haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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