did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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