Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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