It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He better not be in your backpack
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Randomize
