so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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