Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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