I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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