But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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