Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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