I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
