all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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