did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Randomize
