We won't sleep together?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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