He disabled his match.com account in front of me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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