Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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