...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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