i don't like sucking hair
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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