normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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