I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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