You made me cry and you don't even care
North Korea, Best Korea!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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