And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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