Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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