So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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