Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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